THE AWESOME HAUS

It's a pretty awesome house. I mean, seriously, house is in German there. How awesome is that? ...Anyway, it's moderately spacious, with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a living room and a kitchen on the first floor. On the second is the master bedroom and another bath. The basement is where the awesome happens, though. There's a massive game room filled with pachinko machines, slots, gambling pits, billiards tables, and, of course, ping pong tables. I mean, what's more awesome than ping pong tables? Nothing, that's what.